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Originally Posted by Fastbrew
Yes - yes there are safety precautions you must take before even thinking of attempting the very technical "burnout".
1) Make sure you have a will because you will probably die
2) Make sure you have life insurance that is up-to-date
3) Make sure there is nothing in your oven
4) Make sure all animals and children have proper supervision while you are entering "The Zone"
5) Make sure you have splatter proof pants
6) Put on your +2 undies of self-confidence
7) Put on your +3 cod-piece of Hoonage
8) Adjust your helmet
9) 5-point harness
10) Over inflate the tires
11) Drink 2 Redbulls
12) Put 3 or 4 new stickers on your car
13) Flash some Vs at nearby cameras
14) Make a stop to the restroom to get rid of additional weight
15) Get an AVO turbo (ding!)
16) NoS - Gonna need at least a double-shot
17) Be inside the car
18) Pedal Dancing with The Stars
19) Fill Tank with rocket fuel
20) Spray ground with Extra Virgin Olive Oil
21) Turn up VH Runnin with the Devil
22) Install positraction and a Hurst shifter
23) Wheelie bars
24) Sleep at a Holiday Inn Express the night before
25) Eat your Wheaties
26) Start the car
28) Grab the wheel as hard as you can
29) Put on your gloves
30) Grab the wheel as hard as you can again
31) Rev the engine menacingly
32) Have self-doubt
33) Have tuner enable in rev-limiter
34) Go back through all these steps again
35) Realize the parking lot will be too small
36) Rent an airstrip
37) Get Goose and Iceman to do a fly-over
38) Say a prayer
39) Don't Forget To Drink Your Ovaltine
40) Text your loved ones
41) Put down the clutch
42) Rev it up
43) Check your instrumentation panel
44) Disable your airbags
45) Wave at the pit crew
47) Deploy bleach
48) Pop The Clutch
49) Enjoy the little tire squeak
50) Post video to youtube
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51) Get Dominic Toretto to show you how