[Demandred7]

Originally Posted by brzbrad

I was in a mall parking lot and saw an old Durango had parked unnecessarily close to me, I always make sure to park near the back of parking lots to avoid this kind of situation. There were plenty of open spots around me and most were closer to the mall, but they parked about five inches away from me. I went up to my car, and sure enough, there was some extra red paint and some of my paint chipped off. It was in a place by the fender that is only noticeable to me, but I made sure to leave a note for them. It said something to the effect of, "Thanks (license plate #) for the red paint! Rest assured that I will find out who you are and you should be expecting a bill soon. From, the guy who parks in the back of parking lots so assholes like you don't need to pay for your lack of intelligence."

I had no intentions of finding them/making them pay, but they deserved to think that for a while. I just wish I could have seen their face when they read it.

With willful disregard such as this it would tempt me respond in kind by stoving my fist into the side of their car (providing no witnesses).