Dalily?
Da Lily
The Lily
The Lily is a flower
Flower rhymes with power
Power can become absolute power
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Corruption is a global issue
Issue has 5 letters
Chair also has 5 letters
Chairs are comfy
Comfortable chairs can lead to laziness
Being lazy is being slothful
Sloth is one of the seven sins
Seven is only three away from ten
Ten is the number of letters in Illuminati
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