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Old 11-04-2014, 04:49 PM   #503
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Originally Posted by Cliu91 View Post
So, bit of a weird story here.

I'm in the parking lot of an outlet mall near Toronto, and I proceed to park my car as far away as possible in a more secluded spot. To my left, a hummer pulls up and stops. I'm sitting in the car with my GF deciding where to shop first before we head out of the car and holy. shit. Girl next to us starts bobbing her head up and down and the guy reclines his chair. Yeah. You know exactly where I'm going.

The guy is litterally getting sucked off in broad daylight, inside his hummer with his engine still on. So me and my girlfriend are sitting there awkwardly, like, I don't think they know we are in the car (they are parked one car space beside us). If we get out, it's going to be even MORE awkward. So we're just laughing our ass off and making stupid comments etc. Then out of nowhere, this ten year old child with an iPhone or something comes out and just flat our starts snapping pics of my car, not giving a shit. His mom stands there and waits, and we were like ok. At this point, I'm like okay, whatever, I get out of the car and this kid is literally taking a 360 degree photoshoot of my car with his phone all the while the guy in the car next to me is receiving head.

tl;dr - guy in hummer getting a blowjob while kid takes photos of my car while i'm still in the car.
So a hummer in a Hummer show and a Show and Tell project all in one day!
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