
Ok well it took a little while but I got it figured out. My asphalt FR-S is going to be dubbed Noob Saibot.
1) bc I am a noob to cars in general and this one in particular (driven trucks all my life)
2) bc noob saibot from mortal kombat is a similar color palette and is stealthy
3) bc I don't think anyone has that name
4) until I can wrap it in green and name it yoda this is the nxt best thing
Also this
http://rs1img.memecdn.com/noob-saibot_o_1204375.jpg
Hope this works and I don't look like a total Noob lol