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I got to pull out the best line in the book today
>Get pulled over because my car is loud as f*** and my varex muffler wouldn't close
Officer: "Your car is a little loud there sir, does you car have both cats installed"
Me: "Actually officer my cats (actually my gf's) are in the trunk!, would you like to see them?
-Officer looks confused but says ok and we go to my trunk where I open it up to expose my gf's two cats in their crates
Me: "See officer there are the primary and secondary cats"
In the end i got a $130 ticket, but it was worth it
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