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Old 08-27-2014, 04:15 PM   #71
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OP, a used BMW will lower your chances of getting laid, here is why:

Both women and BMWs require time, money and patience. An individual only has a finite amount of the above resources. Hence old BMWs and women are competing assets.

You can either get a lot of old BMW and no poon, or a lot of poon and no old BMW.

The choice is yours

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