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When I overtake cars, it goes like this:
So, Hyundai excel driver, you want to race eh? You know what I let you drive ahead first.
So the Excel went ahead of me.
Moved to next lane, my car is on the lane next to the Hyundai, front bumper approximately next to the Hyundai's rear bumper... then floored pedal.
Then engine went Brrraappppp....
After 3 seconds flooring, my car finally slowly moving closer and closer and now my driver side window is approaching his side window - in a second or 2 we would see eye to eye...
Now my car finally finally parallel to his... My plan was to look at him, make some eye contact and winked before I smoked his sorry ass Hyundai and disappeared into sunset.
Eye contact made. He looked at me I looked at him.
Gave him a quick wink and pointed my finger ahead and planned to take off in a cool way.
2 seconds passed, 4 seconds passed, I was only slowly going ahead of him, but I could still see him from my window. And we're still making eye contact. Now this was getting awkward....
I tried pushing "sports mode" hoping that I could end this awkward eye contact asap...
Car went more "brrrapppp-y" and I was moving a bit faster now. I think.
Meanwhile I could see on the other lane a grandma with her grandson in a camry zipped past us wondering what the hell we were doing....
Luckily my turn approached so I had an excuse to go the other way. Still making eye contact of course - indicating that he was lucky that I had to turn.
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