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Old 08-15-2014, 12:56 PM   #44
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Originally Posted by Shady195 View Post
Nothing pisses me off more than when I park litterally in the middle of no where of an already empty lot all the way in the back. ONly to come out to find someone parked right next to me.

You know why I parked out here, why do you insist on being an asshole

I've on a few occasions have had someone do that to me while I was still in the car. I then moved up a spot, when I get out they look at me like im some kind of asshole.

Sorry you parked kinda close.. dont trust you after you intentionally did so.
Seeing a lot of posts like this and pictures depicting this made me think of something... I'm that guy who parks right next to you when every other spot is open, and I'm doing you a favor.

Think of my beat up Honda as a shield, protecting you from the unknown variable who COULD park next to you instead of me. When I park next to you I GUARANTEE you're not getting any door dings, catch my drift?

If I parked my FR-S next to you there'd be no doubt, right? You'd be like "awwwwww yeh, 86 bros watchen each others backs, yo" and we'd nod at each other knowingly, secure in the knowledge that we parked next to each other so no dumb soccer mom could park there and let her rampaging spawn fling the doors open with a level of gusto only a 7-year-old is capable of.
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