[7thgear]

It's like Subaru Canada just realized that this car is being made.

"oh Hai guys here is your morning Latte"
"Clarkson have you seen this memo from Japan head office"
"the one covered in bread crumbs and coffee stains?"
"yes, it says here that we're to get some sort of Subaru Brizee, hear much about it?"
"no sir, is it that new 6 door impreza station wagon hatchback, the canadian-soccer-mom edition?"
"no, it seems to be a sleek little two door sports car... now why the fuck would subaru make something like this? Lesbians would never drive it."
"i dunno sir.. maybe we should ask Sue.."
"nah, just get Ken in here so we can price this thing"
Ken walks in.
"Lairght Ken, i want you to price this thing at 35K, nobody is going to buy it so we might as well charge them a lot for it"
"but sir, that would make it almost 10K more than the Scion version"
"you mean those Koreans are making this too?"
"no sir, this car, the BRZ, (Bee Arr Zed) was designed by both Toyota and Subaru. Toyota has a hip new brand outlet for north america known as Scion. They call it the FRS there."
"that's stupid, it will never work... "

"on second thought, put the car out for 36K, i like 6 more than 5... and bring me a doughnut"











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