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Originally Posted by Manic
I am writing to you to express my opinions for your car. I've kept these opinions back because I was afraid. Afraid, that we couldn't really take you seriously on this forum anymore. I don't want your car to have an uncomfortable ride but if you really do track it's fine. I've tried to get over my desire to laugh at you constantly, but at the end of the day all I can do is make a sarcastic post parodying your love letter. I can honestly say I've never found a thread so funny before. At the same time, I'm very concerned for you and your life choices. I need you to know that we care about your car mostly, and we're always there for it, you not so much. I want you to know that your threads put a smile on my face when nothing else works. Your illegal passion for 13 year olds is brilliant. I just want you to know, in my eyes, I sincerely hope you were trolling with your posts. I believe you know the story behind this post and I have struggled mildly to parody your letter again. I don't care about you but the general concensus seems to be 'get better brakes'.
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Not bad for a parody. But this is a serious thread. And yes my other threads were mainly to troll just to see what others would say. The lover letter was serious. But for now on I am only making car related threads that are serious. If we could leave this behind I would appreciate. Thank You