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Old 07-10-2014, 02:53 AM   #720
kavanagh
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Or this:

Hold your breath:
Manliness: 9Style: 3Awesomeness: 8Mess: 0
What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.




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