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Originally Posted by Atropine
As a war vet...and a guy that has been in emergency health care for 16 years.
Either decide you want to die and actually do it. I suggest the gun if you are serious.
Cutting your wrists is what 14 year old girls do when they have no self-esteem.
In the ER...we don't even take the slit wrists thing seriously. We know its just a bitch ass cry for help.
The last thing you want to do is "try to kill yourself" and fail. You may even end up with a permanent injury.
So either use the gun, or perhaps the garage and the Monte Carlo, because I know that thing is putting out serious fumes.
It would be poetic to use the Monte Carlo. It would show your parents that they failed and they only enabled you. Your toy that they paid for...killing their special little man. That would something that would probably make the news...which is what you want because you are an attention whore.
Or you could just get help. Either way, DILLIGAF.
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That's the straight dope right there. Cheers mate.
Sent from a secret volcano base using trained sharks