Rant on. Parking at an arena with 400 spaces tonight. Park as far away as possible. Come out after practice to find a van parked close beside me. Going to get a new sign for my car. I was thinking something subtle like STAY THE FUCK AWAY! or maybe. IF YOU ARE DRIVING A VAN FUCK OFF!!! or maybe THERE ARE 399 OTHER SPOTS ****, FUCK OFF!!!!! or PARK BESIDE ME AT RISK TO YOUR FUCKING HEALTH!!!!! Ahhhhh. I feel much better now. Rant over! Have a good night all.
