04-14-2012, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by S2kphile
Dear DouchBag,
Last night you came into my bar/club with a couple of your boys & girl-friends. Ordered hella mix-drinks & didn't even tip. Now I ain't mad that you didn't tip me; even though, your orders were numerous & hard as f**k to make & it was busy but since I'm a professional, okay.
Secondly, you said I got your order wrong. So I re-made your drinks; even though, what you ordered the first time was correct; I double checked after work to see if I mix the right ingredients & I did. Mind you, it was busy as f**k last night & I rarely make mistakes when it comes to drinks (I KNOW MY DRINKS!), Okay fine.
But last night DB, you crossed a line. You had the audacity to not only insult my intelligence but my looks saying that 16yr old females shouldn't be working behind a counter (I'm 24, 5'5" Filipino w/ long hair). Now I usually brush-off those type of insults & encounters but I could see that you were showing off to what looked like your girl-friend you came in with. And BINGO, I was correct except she wasn't your GF; although, you've been trying for months to get at her & developed an unrequited type love.
And how did I know this? Because she told me last night.
P.S. She just left my apartment not to long ago. And this good girl that you romanticized about for months is a *insert adjective here*
P.S.S. Don't disrespect your bartender especially one that can steal your girl; although, she wasn't your girl. TYVM
-Signed
16yr old female bartender /s
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lol. try dealing with the incompetent people who come to eat at Disney Restaurants. They are some insane mofo's.
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