[AVodka14]

Originally Posted by Davey

Back in the olden days of yore when cars had those carburetor thingies, I was driving down the road and I had a full can of coke I didn't want so I threw it out the window which was the style at the time.

I was going about 50 mph and I thought for sure that the coke would go up in the air and I'd drive right under it, because I was stupid. I mean, I still am stupid, but I was back then, too.

So anyways the can of coke goes about 5 feet up in the air and it lands on the trunk of my 1976 Celica GT and made a big dent.

Also one time I kicked it really hard and left a dent.

Then one other time I snagged the fender lip on a truck bumper and tore the metal.

So guys, I'm just warning you, don't do any of that stuff. It's not good for the car.

The mental imagery of the coke accident had me snickering out loud.