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Guys, guys! It's a simple matter of obtaining an SLS and an LFA and testing them ourselves. Back to back, through the frozen tundra of Canada and the majestic yet terrifying rocky crags of the Himalayas. Through open ocean and the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Through windmills and double parked tractors!
Only then will your opinion be truly informed, your eyebrows plucked, and your minds massaged with rosemary rubbing oil warmed slightly above room temperature and applied firmly yet lovingly by a soft bosomed cleaning lady who visits you on the weekends.
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