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Sadly, there are way to many people who act like asshats in SOCAL. Had a run in with one today in fact.
Was driving along today when I saw a guy in an Audi A4 2.0T hauling ass 3 to 4 cars behind me. I'm in the left lane passing all the minivans and Priuses that plague the streets when I notice him riding my bumper.
Now, I always heard that Audi drivers were douches, but I never really believed it. This guy must have been in his mid 40s and he had that look that he was some scumbag businessman or something like that.
So I decide to slow down a little bit and drive directly next to the car in the right lane to hold him up for a little while. I wasn't under the speed limit either I was doing a little above the limit in fact (like 53 in a 50 or something like that). Finally, after awhile I let him pass me and he gets stuck at the next light.
Now this is where it gets good. He rolls his window down and yells "WTF are you doing, I have important places to be." I started laughing hard. He looks and asks why I'm laughing at him and I tell him "Why, you late for your appointment to talk to your doctor about Viagra?" The look on his face was priceless as I drove off when the light turned green.
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