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Originally Posted by Marchy
lol this dude has a tiny **** so here's what i suggest you can do to get back to him.
I will start to say I like the idea of recording his asshattery and encouraging him to rev it in the hopes you can video him blowing up his engine (doubtful but it would be awesome) or watch him get a ticket from a cop.
Now on to revenge plans.
Plan 3, the home invasion
Now i'm not actually saying to break into his house, no instead this is a movie like plan that involves a bit of investigation work. Find out where douchetanic with the nonexistant penis lives, find out what his wife drives and then start following her to the places she goes. Randomly bump into her and start hitting on her with the final goal to bang her in their bed. He doesn't ever have to know but one day when he really bugs you, you can tell him "your wife didn't mind the cock that drives this budget ride". Or he'll walk into the bedroom while you're banging her and you can have your revenge.
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