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Originally Posted by DAEMANO

Space carrier, transforming space carrier. Transforming into a robot. For no apparent reason. That's right, none. And did I mention that it's filled with other giant robots? Hundreds of them. A giant transforming robot filled with even more giant transforming robots. Get some!

Go ahead, approach it with your ridiculous strategies and puny brain full of dumb ideas. Then cower as a fleet of space faring F14's intercept your feckless attack, change into robots and pound you harder than 1000 nerds on Emma Watson nip slip chop. While you're figuring out how stupid that last line was, the SDF-1 will be invading your whore mouth it's giant laser main gun. Destroying your cruisers with countless re-used clips of the same ship that exploded in last week's episode. So what you say? You survived you say? Sheer luck, brah. Now be stupefied by a zillion nuclear missiles tipped with reflex warheads launched off of OTHER giant robots stationed on the giant robot fortress itself! Yeeeah, youdeadman.jpg. Wait... you live!? And, it looks as if the SDF1 is pulling back? Right, that was only to wind up a right hook delivered right between the folds of your pudgy battle cruiser's pansa with a the thickness that is a steely supercarrier filled with yet even more giant robots, launching yet even more nukes right inside your wretched womb. Yeah, yous mah bitch now. Wait... what? You're still here? NUCLEARSEXSPLOSION.wav! The impenetrable force shield surrounding the whole fucking thing explodes like Peter North on Asia Akira right in your fat face and all over your friends' faces TOO. All while penetrating your fetid earholes with sickeningly candied j-pop from a spoiled flounder nobody ever really gave a rats **** about.

1- made my day
2- robotech battlecry is one of the few xbox games I still own. It lets me relive my childhood in beautiful celshaded fashion