Oh, my .....
A looong time ago, while my youngest son was staying with his mother back in Missouri, he was arrested for stealing stuff.
I was so thankful he was arrested ..... because he was stealing guns from gun racks, out of pickup trucks, .... at 2 AM, ...... outside a tavern ...... in rural Missouri!
If you have ever been to Missouri, you know why I was thankful ...... he was
just arrested and not discovered by a drunked up Bubba.....
The rest of the story ....... he "grew up" to get a BS degree and a Masters degree in spatial analysis/GIS served one tour in Iraq and two tours in A***anstan and now works for the Defense Intelligence Agency. Go figure.
So, maybe there is still hope for the fat-assed kid messen wich the OP's car ….??
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