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You know, I'm really starting to come around to the idea of hella-flush. I mean....it makes complete sense.
Who wouldn't want to combine the good looks of a sports car with the thrilling experience of low-speed off road rock crawling? With hella-flush, you get the best of both worlds....without even having to find a trail! You can simply to go any parking lot and enjoy the exhiliratingly tense experience of taking a Jeep Wrangler rock climbing, and look sexy while doing it!
Plus, just like the off-road bunnies, you can wear those ripped-off front bumpers and cracked side-sills with pride. It really screams "my car is not a visual statement, it's a tool, and I use it to the fullest!" It lends a feeling of authenticity, like that beat up old truck that your handyman neighbor uses to haul all his project supplies. "This vehicle is sexy because it was designed for a purpose"
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