I'm really not interested in having one of these to handle finances, but I would probably pay a small amount for something that keeps all of the goddamn rewards card info on it. I swear I have an inch thick pile of those shits that stay OUT of my wallet. Fuck you no I don't want my spine to start growing out through my kidney so I can save 25 cents this week on beans!
Yes, I know, I can just give a lot of places my phone number now and they put that in, but that's so much effort to speak ten numbers...
