[Anthony]

Replace: wheels, tires, brakes, lug nuts, battery, driver's seat, glass with lexan, aluminum and plastic body panels with carbon fiber, pulleys, headers, front pipe, exhaust, steering wheel, coilovers may be lighter (not sure though)

Remove: spare tire, jack, all other seats, bumper beams, wipers, wiper fluid reservoir, A/C, sound system, dash, the center piece thing that covers your shifter and e-brake area, shifter boot, e-brake lever plastic, upholstery, fat, poop, pee, hair, clothing, shoes, eyewear, heavy thoughts, appendix, spleen, majority of intestines, teeth, every other finger, least favorite eyeball, and... if you're serious... castration

Other: acid dip your chassis, always drive dehydrated, only put the exact amount of gas you plan to burn in your tank, drill holes in everything


That's all I can think of right now, but that should be enough to get you started. If you need some more ideas when you're done with all this, send me a bottle of Stolichnaya, and I'll come up with all sorts of ingenious ideas.

Adding power makes you faster on the straights. Subtracting weight makes you faster everywhere. ACBC