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Old 01-01-2012, 03:02 PM   #84
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Lol I don't know if that post is serious. Since I'm bored, here is how I saw it...

Akio Toyoda: Hey guys lets make a sports car!
Toyota: OK, I'm thinking turbo v6 AWD supra
Akio Toyoda: No, the enthusiasts want a car they can actually afford!
Toyota: What do you mean?
Akio Toyoda: AWD turbo cars aren't as exciting as NA FR
Toyota:
Akio Toyoda: Trust me, everyone will like it
Toyota: OK, but if it doesnt sell

Toyota: So yeah, uhh, you want to help out with our sport car project?
Subaru: We already have the WRX
Toyota: But that's AWD and turbo, this one is NA FR!
Subaru: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE WOULD DESIGN A CAR THAT COULD POTENTIALLY LOSE CONTROL!?

1 year later

Toyota: Cmon, we really want to build that car...
Subaru: Fine, but our version of the car will have to have more understeer.
Toyota: Whatever you want
Subaru: Where does the front differential go?
Toyota:
Subaru: Oh right.. anyway, we'll throw some suspension on a prototype and put the FI EJ in there . . .
Toyota: WTF!?! NA man
Subaru: What's the fun in that?
Toyota: You'll see..

After Toyota tested the prototype

Toyota: Wowaweewa, this is exactly what I wanted! It's handling is great!
Subaru: Its so slow...
Toyota: Since your cars looks like crap, we'll start making the exterior
Subaru: W/E

After concept

Subaru:
Toyota: Oh and btw your NA engines suck balls too, let's give Yamaha a call.
Subaru:

After production prototype

Akio Toyoda: This car is a blast!
Subaru: Needs moar powah
Akio Toyoda: You don't get it, do you?
Subaru: Get what?
Akio Toyoda: NVM, damn AWD Turbo freaks
Subaru: That reminds me, we're gonna strap a turbo on it when your not looking!
Akio Toyoda: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Subaru: Turbo FTW, and we'll call it the STI!
Akio Toyoda: The chassis can handle more power.... hmmmm ....... supercharger....
Subaru: What's that?
Toyoda:

Lol, these convos are fun
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