Lol I don't know if that post is serious. Since I'm bored, here is how I saw it...
Akio Toyoda: Hey guys lets make a sports car!
Toyota: OK, I'm thinking turbo v6 AWD supra
Akio Toyoda: No, the enthusiasts want a car they can actually afford!

Toyota: What do you mean?
Akio Toyoda: AWD turbo cars aren't as exciting as NA FR
Toyota:

Akio Toyoda: Trust me, everyone will like it

Toyota: OK, but if it doesnt sell
Toyota: So yeah, uhh, you want to help out with our sport car project?
Subaru: We already have the WRX

Toyota: But that's AWD and turbo, this one is NA FR!

Subaru: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE WOULD DESIGN A CAR THAT COULD POTENTIALLY LOSE CONTROL!?
1 year later
Toyota: Cmon, we really want to build that car...
Subaru: Fine, but our version of the car will have to have more understeer.
Toyota: Whatever you want

Subaru: Where does the front differential go?
Toyota:

Subaru: Oh right.. anyway, we'll throw some suspension on a prototype and put the FI EJ in there . . .
Toyota: WTF!?! NA man

Subaru: What's the fun in that?
Toyota: You'll see..
After Toyota tested the prototype
Toyota: Wowaweewa, this is exactly what I wanted! It's handling is great!
Subaru: Its so slow...
Toyota: Since your cars looks like crap, we'll start making the exterior
Subaru: W/E
After concept
Subaru:

Toyota: Oh and btw your NA engines suck balls too, let's give Yamaha a call.
Subaru:
After production prototype
Akio Toyoda: This car is a blast!
Subaru: Needs moar powah

Akio Toyoda: You don't get it, do you?
Subaru: Get what?

Akio Toyoda: NVM, damn AWD Turbo freaks
Subaru: That reminds me, we're gonna strap a turbo on it when your not looking!
Akio Toyoda: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Subaru: Turbo FTW, and we'll call it the STI!
Akio Toyoda: The chassis can handle more power.... hmmmm ....... supercharger....
Subaru: What's that?

Toyoda:
Lol, these convos are fun