Went through a Drive-thru and the guy at the window keeps saying "look at you big money" and "you can't tell new money anything." I kept telling him the car only cost $27,500, but he insisted I was living the big life.
Went to church the next day and one of my friends comes up to me and says "when did you buy that nice Viper?!?!" I quickly explained it wasn't a Viper but a Scion FRS, he then follows with "how fast does it go?"
