Remind me never to get black out drunk with you guys....EVER.

lol

Just don't stink and you'll be fine.

I was more worried about waking up in the back seat of a car next to a dead hooker with and ozone machine running, while someone is pouring gasoline over the car.

But if not smelling is all it takes...I'm golden. lol

edit: and by back seat I obviously don't mean one of the twins...because we all know those aren't back seats...

Obviously. It's far more likely to be a Chevy van.

Shhh! Insurance companies might hear you.

Still better without the back seats.

I realize you guys were joking, but...

It's an ozone generator. It makes new ozone.

CFCs deplete the ozone layer. They cause the hole.

If you're gonna joke about it, at least joke in the right direction.

Well, there needs to be sufficient amounts of combustible materials inside to soak up the gasoline. Old mattresses are ideal.

Oh don't worry. None of us are going to burn up a perfectly good ozone machine.

Especially a rental. I'm not about to lose my deposit.

Exactly!

I love it when a plan comes together. It's gonna be a blast.

The only questions now are who is getting @acetothermus black out drunk and does anybody have a spare dead hooker kicking around?

I know a guy that knows a guy who can sort out all your dead hooker needs. Just sayin'....

Man I am feeling the love in this thread. lol

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks guys!