Originally Posted by MisterSheep (Post 2485276)

Jingle Bells, Tcoat Smells
Ichi laid an egg
oh, Fumanchu lost a wheel
and Humf forgot his name .

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2484227)

On the 11th day of Christmas MAPerformance sold to me

11 handy helmets

10 fuel injectors

9 Chassis braces

8 Open Flashes

7 sets of brake pads

6 squirrelly spacers

Fiiiiiiive ovvvver pipes

4 shining rims

3 turbos whistling

2 oil coolers


And a BBK for my BRZ

Originally Posted by Icanfaptothis86 (Post 2485320)

thats really good ultramarath err ...ultramaroon

Originally Posted by go_a_way1 (Post 2485325)

ummm half those are mine :brokenheart: I started that hahaha!! Go finish it for us in the original thread haha

Originally Posted by go_a_way1 (Post 2485325)

ummm half those are mine :brokenheart: I started that hahaha!! Go finish it for us in the original thread haha

Originally Posted by Icanfaptothis86 (Post 2485346)

Fuck it ill give it a try

11 offensive comments

10 jimmies rustlin

9 feels guy feelin

8 tickle fights

7 dank memes

6 electric wizards

Fiiiiiiive dangling dongs

4 unicorns

3 French frogs

2 stillborn threads


And a ban for not being pc

Originally Posted by Icanfaptothis86 (Post 2485346)

Fuck it ill give it a try

11 offensive comments

10 jimmies rustlin

9 feels guy feelin

8 tickle fights

7 dank memes

6 electric wizards

Fiiiiiiive dangling dongs

4 unicorns

3 French frogs

2 stillborn threads


And a ban for not being pc

Originally Posted by MisterSheep (Post 2485529)

No one else have any ideas for ft86 carols? :(

Originally Posted by WhiteFRS69 (Post 2485569)

someone make an 86 version of this

http://www.wimp.com/drivercar/

Originally Posted by go_a_way1 (Post 2485566)

Drummer boy?

I rev my frs vroom vromm lol nope doesnt work ummm....

Originally Posted by MisterSheep (Post 2485581)

Deck the halls with frs's Vroom vroom vrooooom vroom vroom vroom vroooom vroom vroom ? :iono:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2485688)

Owners whining "needs more power"
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chiiiiirp chirp chirp chirp chiiiiirp

Don we now our gloves and helmets
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chiiiirp

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2485692)

Oh god I hope this doesn't lead to "donning gay apparel" and Falalalaing around.

Originally Posted by KR-S 86 (Post 2485573)

Reminds me of this:

New Dodge Avenger Commercial - Smoke on the Water - YouTube

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2487683)

Good Mod ichi once logged on expecting to find boredom
What he found instead of that was a total shitpost forum
"Cool it Fap" we saw him type.
"Or I will have to ban you"
Dave came along and finished it
Cuz he was fed up toooOOOOOoooo

Originally Posted by Captain Snooze (Post 1377851)

Away in a workshop, no jig for a bed,
Ryan at Nameless laid down his sweet(?) head.
The buyers in the forums looked down where he lay,
Wondering where were the headers today.

The punters are screaming, the Ryan awakes,
But the little headers, no exhaust sound they make.
I love thee, oh Nameless, I say from near by
But the slowness in getting them does make me cry .

Oh hear me, dear Nameless, I ask you today
Hurry up, and release them, I pray.
We would like them this year that's all that we care,
They've been so long coming, it's more than we can bear.

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2487840)

What's the melody to this?

Originally Posted by Captain Snooze (Post 2487970)

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2487840)

What's the melody to this?

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2487976)

Now it is obviously Good King Wencelas

Originally Posted by jsimon7777 (Post 2487975)

Here comes Tadasan, Here comes Tadasan
Right down down every front straight
Boxer flat four, blatting faster
Tail out all the way

Brakes are squealing, tires screaming
Handling's just right
Buckle up and grab your helmet
Cause Tadasan comes tonight

Originally Posted by MisterSheep (Post 2487585)

We wish you a merry 86-mas
We wish you a merry 86-mas
We wish you a merry 86-mas
Have a cricket free year!

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2487977)

I wondered when Snooze would show up. He is the unchallenged ruler of the song!

Originally Posted by jsimon7777 (Post 2487975)

Here comes Tadasan, Here comes Tadasan
Right down down every front straight
Boxer flat four, blatting faster
Tail out all the way

Brakes are squealing, tires screaming
Handling's just right
Buckle up and grab your helmet
Cause Tadasan comes tonight

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2487977)

I wondered when Snooze would show up. He is the unchallenged ruler of the song!

Originally Posted by go_a_way1 (Post 2485366)

Made my day I am crying!!! :bellyroll::bellyroll::bellyroll::bellyroll::belly roll::bellyroll::bellyroll::bellyroll::bellyroll:: bellyroll:

Originally Posted by Frog (Post 2489152)

This fap guy was very cheeky

Originally Posted by go_a_way1 (Post 2489159)

He was, some of us miss his random funny sh*t others just thought it was stupid. Someone should make a poll to see what % of people liked fap and what % didnt haha!

Originally Posted by Frog (Post 2489163)

At this point I think ive pissed off most of Canada.