Finish the Phrase: I like my cars like my women...
 

I like my cars like I like my women... cheap, reliable, able to take a beating...

Do this at work with coworkers when we get board... Lets see what you all got! :D :popcorn:

...petite, nimble, and ready for a serious ride

Slow...

...so I can catch them easier. :D

free of pubic hair.

... No penis

No balls...

Ready to slide around...

Curvy and rides like a champ.

small, thin, but curvy and lazy at times as to keep up with my lazy self, but when feeling determined and pushing myself, so will she even if its just at the end. Don't forget the quirks and small details!

Asian, specifically Japanese. Koreans aren't bad though.

However, I don't discriminate. European and American are fine too.

Equipped with a stick shift.

Was what?

Except when I upgrade, they don't take half my shit.

I like my coffee like my women.






















Cold and bitter.

Hmm. I prefer mine black and strong.