Hidey Ho!

http://images.tvrage.com/cguide/20/2596.jpg

Just your friendly Roanapur hello...

http://www.animemay.com/download/vie...93YWxscGFwZXI=

Hes probably the assistant manager of the local turtles anonymous branch of operations. Helping people realize their turtles. Like @1GiantTurtle

It's probably unionized. Turtles Anonymous Local 764.

Hey, those sunday cookouts are nothing to laugh at bub.

Well if you think about it, turtles, sea turtles especially, often have their rights abused. Researchers sticking tracking devices on them, their nests being raided for university studies, all kinds of injustices. Forming a union is the logical step to ensure that they, as a class, are respected and treated properly.

Also, Sunday cookouts, job security, and pension plans.

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Awkward turtle is awkward.

Can it really be."anonymous" once assigned a number?

The chapter is numbered; the members are anonymous. There's a publicly known spokesturtle that handles their concerns.

Perfect.

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Your concerns has been considered

http://lifeandscience.org/keepers/fi...turtle-001.jpg

Pretty sure that is the guy that processes my expenses each month!

Batman drives a FRS on Uber?

He does? I have no idea. I also have no idea of the association with the pic I posted.
I hope this doesn't turn into another "say "Batman drives a FRS on Uber?" with a Canadian accent and it sounds like "pair of ducks"" fiasco.
I am still getting therapy over that.

"Batman drives a FRS on Uber" doesn't sound anything like a pair of ducks though.

lolol

Typical. Turtles pay their dues and then the union goes out and hires a tortoise.

http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...f5/9FLcifg.gif

Hi there, No need to tell HR about this ok?

Is that a snapping turtle?? That's definitely an "oh shit" moment.

Ha! There you are so wrong.
If you translate "Batman" into German via Japanese you get a phonetic sound like "I want to swallow". "Drives a FRS" into Polish using Fermat's Last Theorem it sounds close to "your ginormous manhood". "On Uber" won't be discussed because I don't believe we should be talking about illicit drugs here.
When these two phrases are mumbled through a mouthful of peanut butter and sultana sandwich (which is yummy) it sounds like "I want to duck you blonde pair."
Q.e.d.

Huh. Well apparently I was wrong.

Well you certainly put enough thought into that but unfortunately the answer is much more basic.

Once again, soundly trounced from down under.

I was all set to modify your prior version of this post but the new version won't work.
Thanks a lot.

lolol

So to speak.

Hmmmm...

http://i.imgur.com/HHS7Zgmm.png

Is that Kurt? Fuckin kurt man. That tortise cant handle his shit. You know, sometimes my lunch in the fridge has little bites out of it. Especially my celery or my carrots. Lil bastard.