So I wake up to my car like this...
 

Some penis wrinkle attempted to steal my dear Jiminy. (That's what I call the car- don't judge me.)
They tried the door handle... Didn't work, so they went through the window, bingo, went in and started working on the interior. This douche nozzle, or these, or these douche nozzlettes (dont wanna be sexist) cut up some of the wiring under the dash -my guess, to either silence the alarm or hot wire it- while simultaneously punching a hole through the grill and yanking the horn's wiring off. It looks like they tried to steal the car because the plates seem to be bent now. That didn't work , so they went at it with my stereo, and failed so the punched that too like some pechulant toddler. All that damage for 2 sunglasses... I really liked those glasses too. I'll post some pics.

That is totally messed up. I am sorry for you. Let us hope those folks get some wicked karma returned upon them.

hope they die cold and alone in a gutter full of rats

maybe you were just very drunk and did all this yourself in a blind rage?


hyuk hyuk ;)

http://i.imgur.com/1PW3Cyt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rBr79ch.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QtcNz1Q.jpg

hmmmm... That may be possible. Sleep drinking, my body subconsciously drinking because I choose not to drink alcohol while awake.

EEEDIOTS!

Call insurance > Call police > Fingerprint > File claim

Claim Filed, Police Report Filed, and Insurance will be calling back. Now to pay my deductible.

Trade in and get a BRZ.

I dont even lock it all that often.

This makes my blood boil. Where in DFW? We can all help keep an eye out for similar attempts or stolen vehicles.

It was in Downtown in my apartment parking deck. Someone else got their car broken into last night as well on the floor below.