Ask a guy who's friends with a guy who rarely showers anything
 

Serious. He only showers like 3-4 times a week and he works out

He smells so effing bad but he doesn't think he does.

Lol! here's the funny part, he's a server at a restaurant and chicks pretend to flirt with him because they feel bad for him!

He does he very healthy though. Good for him, but how do i tell him he stinks?

By telling him he stinks.

im working with a big guy right now, he says he shows everyday but he clearly does not

sometimes i feel like he doesnt shower because he knows his B.O. bothers me

we couldnt contain his stench so now its spilled over onto two threads?

think i can smell his stench from here



wait... no.. still the guy sitting next to me...

i hate the sweaty fat smell. barf.
i went to Tim Hortons a few days ago. a fairly nice once, but because it's downtown there are lots of hobo's.
sat at a table for a couple minutes and it smelled of stale body odour and piss. had to leave

i have this customer that comes in to my work almost every single day drunk as a skunk to the point that customers call the police on him while hes in the store for being so drunk and stinking like alcohol and cigarettes. plus the fact thats hes drunk makes looking for the right parts for him damn near impossible. hes been in every day this week looking for a mass air flow on a car that doesnt have a maf..

my father is turning into a grumpy old man who just doesn't shower,
its getting to the point where i wont go see him if he doesn't showered, or i will leave


sad to do but i just cant stand the Smell of B.O.


i go crazy if my deodorant fails on me, i have left work and will go to the closest store to buy a stick

Ummm... ya... sorry about that.
'nd were ish mi dammed ere floooow

Just give him a key chain you keep up at the front register. He wont know the difference.

@Atticus808

Funny thing is, your hippie pal thinks that eating foods labeled organic are keeping him from stinking. He probably makes it worse by using "natural" patchouli oils, and burning incense instead of washing his hair. Dood smells like an old mattress filled with corn chips and curry. Can you tell your friend he's funking up his formula to the point that he's gonna end up homeless. Employers don't put up with that shit.

just tell your friend he smells like a dirty hippy

or shit in a bag, have him open it, when he looks at you in disgust tell him the contents of the bag smell better than he does.

I was eating lunch in the food court at the local Chinese mall yesterday and someone stunk from BO so bad I got up in the middle of my meal and moved. This isn't the first time I have experienced that in this particular food court, but it's usually the lady that takes care of the garbage.

Stinky people shouldn't be working where people eat.

you have to wonder how they dont know that they smell.. you would think people constantly moving away from them, pointing and whispering or just straight up telling them they stink would point out the obvious but yet they still smell and act as if they dont.
i have never known a person to literally smell bad all the time without reason such as no shower or showering only every other day or whatever OP's dumb schedule is.

deodorant+proper hygiene..