86 Haiku
 

Slow down you idiot
Relax I fucking got this
While drifting past church



Haiku is:
5 syllables line 1
7 syllables line 2
5 syllables line 3

First line is 6 syllables, i-di-ot

hahhhaaaa great.

damn, I counted that a bunch of times. Maybe in some parts of the country it would be 2 syllables.

2nd try:

Slow down you moron
Relax I fucking got this
While drifting past church

if you still want to use idiot, then it would be

Slow down idiot
Relax I fucking got this
While drifting past church

crickets are gone now
I am happy without them
Oh, it was just cold

really? no one?

Haiku seems easy until you try it...

86 haiku
is much harder than it seems
so this thread will die

as i prowl the streets,
with my negative camber...
pothole sends me home.

How come no turbo
Do you even apex bro
First gear goes clunk

what is ten times three...
multiply that sum by three..
then minus one... then three ;)

Scion FRS
Subaru BRZ nice
GT eight six doe

i box on the track,
fingers gripping the wheel. just
me and my flat four.

i am on a roll,
how hard is it to make a
jdm haiku?