Massage therapy and.....
 

so I've had about 5 different massage therapists. finally found one that's able to help my shoulder and back.

anyway, she was booked up so I tried a different girl and she assessed my shoulders. I also always go for 90 minute sessions.

when it was time to lay on my back for my legs, she does the usual massage therapy trained draping to only expose the area she's working on. so she's working on my leg and then got REALLY close to my balls. I don't think I've had any other therapist go so close. while it was going on, this is kind of what was going through my head:

"wtf, why is she going do close?"
"fuck, I'm going to get a boner. think of something else."
"oh crap, if I get a boner will she notice?"
"yup, the sheets feel very thin."
"it's happening. fuck." (about 10% boner, definitely movement)
"why is she still working that area?!

when she started working on my other leg I ended up asking about shoulders to take my mind off of my boner or it would have been game over

it's so embarrassing lol. I wonder what they're thinking when you get a boner

any one have massage boner stories?

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Hahahaha, I remember I got a boner at the doctors office during the "cough cough" test. I was 14, at that age I get hard when the wind blows lol.

Sounds like you need to visit a different kind of "massage therapist".

don't lie, you enjoyed the story

I am curious if they actually give good massages lol. but I wouldn't even touch the door handles of those places

I know a good one, shes always got a flexible schedule. Her name is Jill.

What's your left hands name?

It's a natural occurrence and LMTs are used to it. Just don't be like "Yeah, look at that bad boy! The ladies love it!" If you mention it at all, just say you couldn't control it and look sheepish. They'll tell you not to worry about it. Rub and tug places don't offer real massage, they offer backrubs with extra service. Also, illegal. Cops will bust the clients and threaten all kinds of horrible legal actions in order to get them to testify against the massage place. If you're that hard up for sex, get a real licensed escort. They'll likely be cleaner, prettier, and more fun all around.

there's like 40 rub and tugs here lol. but I'm not looking to get a rub since engaged. even if I was single I still wouldn't.

I think the best thing before getting a massage is to exercise your forearm

Never sprouted wood during a massage, but trying to with hold a fart of epic proportions....well now thats a different story.

Ulga

unless she is familiar with your cock I don't think the average person would notice the difference between flaccid and 10% boner

Stop over thinking it and people that work in fields where they see ****s are used to that sort of thing.

the sheets moved for sure.
but still, embarrassing and such a mental game to keep it down

Gives me boner just thinking about it OP.

Next time think about chairs, baseball or dead babies...