Expiry dates are barely suggestions, I'd take an expired drug any day!

Would you rather drive a LeMans lmp1 car or a Group B rally car

Ill take the expired one; no risk for guinea pig trial.

Hell yea on the Group B rally car! Just seeing the old vids of them flying by sends a tingle to the balls!
https://33.media.tumblr.com/f24d3094...jbyko2_500.gif

Would you rather race GP Monaco or Nurburgring?

Nurburgring.

WYR lose your license for a year, or have a really noticeable smell of pungent BO for a year?

You have an oportunity to drive in Nurburgring and you can chose an oponent, which one:
-James Hunt
-Ayrton Senna

That's easy -- go with the dead drug! At least you know it worked at some point.

WYR be beheaded, hung or electrocuted?

James hunt, atleast aftet the race youd get some witty commentary about your shitty driveline.

Id also rather be electrocuted. I think thatd be a badass way to go. Ya know, dim the city lights for a bit while they try to turn me into a battery.

WYR eat everyday with the taste getting progressively worse every day, or eat once a week with the taste getting 10 times better each week.

Scotch, no contest.

WYR have a margarita, or a martini?

Shaken, not stirred.