mad max! that would be awesome!


would you rather play twister with Bill Cosby or Bruce Jenner???

Bill Cosby. I would simply ask him his opinions on pudding and that would keep him busy talking for approximately 3 hours.


Would you rather get kicked once in the junk by Lionel Messi at full srength, or punched 5 times in the face at full strength by Mike Tyson with no gloves?

Punched 5 times in the face by Mike Tyson. No way do I want to get punched in my brain :D.

Would you rather Jiffy Lube change your oil OR Audio Express install your audio system?

Jiffy Lube oil change. Sure, they might not remember to put back the oil, or break the cap, or not tighten it up - all of which winds up with a dead engine but that means ENGINE SWAP.

Would you rather drive your FRS forever (last car you ever touch and get to drive) or wait at least 10 years for MAYBE FRS v2.0? (I'm trollin'!)

I'd rather drive the current FR-S forever.

Would you rather have a FWD car for the rest of your driving life, or RWD for the rest of your life, but you have to perform acts of sexuality for up to 45 minutes on a person you've never met, who might be male or female, as chosen by your peers?

RWD, seeing as how most of my peers are fellow gearheads and mostly look out for my mental well-being, I'm confident they'd pick well... Also "up to 45 minutes" means it could literally be 0.00002 seconds and still count.

Would you rather be trained in the art of complete RWD control by Keiichi Tsuchiya every day for 3 years, or have $1 Million in your pocket right now.

I will take the cash since I have drove RWD for 40years and there is no mystery left in it for me (Besides I have no clue who that dude is).


Would you rather have Ubersuber or FunButSlow back on the forum?

That's it, you're written out of MY will now Tcoat!

Edit: Also, is CJSporl an acceptable answer?

Yes, yes it is.

Would you rather...be the last person on earth and have everything to yourself, or be the first person to die in a zombie apocolypse

Last person, although I'd probably die quickly doing so many free extreme bucket list items...


Would you rather win LeMans (or a race of your choice) or replace Neil Armstrong on Apollo 11?

LeMans. Neil Armstrong was a badass - I don't know if the mission would have succeeded with me at the helm.

Would you rather be able to choose the time you die or the way you die?

Neil Armstrong. There is only one of him stepping foot on the moon for the first time, but they run LeMans every year. Proof: Can anyone tell me (without going to the internet) who won LeMans in 1969?

Would you rather watch "The Sound of Music" 50 times with bathroom breaks or all existing episodes of "I Love Lucy" with no bathroom breaks?

I love lucy, I had to watch that shit with my baba all the time when I was little


If you ran out of toilet paper would you rather wipe with leaves from a plant in your washroom or the cardboard at the bottom of the roll

Cardboard.... Because I've done it and it's not actually terrible (that was a long night).

Would you rather eat 5 raw ghost chilis whole or take one drop of Habanero juice in each eye?