WTF moment last night
 

Me, my wife with sister inlaw eating dinner at a Brazilian restaurant, almost at the end of the dinner a man is haven a seizure, so the waiters called help is anyone a doctor or nurse. So my wife helped since she used to be a ER nurse, she looked at me saying call 911 so i called 911. after all that everything is doing well ambulance on the way but they want me to stay on the phone, I say ok so i stayed.

dispatcher: male or female

Me: male

dispatcher: is the person conscious?

Me: his in a seizure state, so I don't think his aware WTF#1

dispatcher: is the person pregnant?

Me: I did just say his male? its ok EMT are here thank you WTF#2

Well they do have ways to get males pregnant nowadays, haven't you seen Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger, that's based on a true story... lol some people are amazing but they were probably on auto pilot asking the same questions to everyone who calls

LMAO! Dispatcher... Really? Prob some newbie

Everyone handles stressful situations differently; especially newbies.

That's really funny to ask when you have already told that the person is a male.some times it happens.

today this guy came into my work(petrol station) and was asking directions he pulled out a map and on it was the route he should be taking highlighted! he asked me how to get to the motor registry ie. which was where the route said END!

i said ok so we are here right?(pointing to where we were on the map) and he said yes i noe

i went on saying ok the you go up this street(pointing which way to go) and follow it till it ends and turn right and follow that road till you come to the big intersection at the main road cross over the main road and its on the left.

to which he replied so how many streets is it before i turn right? i said u dont have to count streets follow this road till you cant go straight anymore and turn right see(pointing to the map where the HIGHLIGHTED! route turns right)
oh ok

and after all that he walked out counting the streets!

Lol man cant imagine people still have paper maps, i still remember using mapquest and printing it out before i go, now i have a iphone and portable tom tom.

lol people nowadays....