| Lighting Red |
05-27-2012 11:11 PM |
I think the BRZ and FR-S will win Car(s) of the Year awards...
... I am not sure which magazine will crown them, but it doesn't matter.
Automotive magazines are like cheap beer, consume enough of them, and it all starts tasting like water in the end.
I digress.
The magazines will use phrases such as:
- Return to form
- An old formula that still matters
- Subaru/Toyota nails it!
- Rennisance car!
- Not your daddy's Subaru/Toyota!
- Agile wins the day!
- Low on power, big on fun!
- Fat cars are like fat women... You don't want a fat car.
- Don't be stupid. Buy this car.
- Cheap Thrills!
- Some clever reference regarding "Confidence in Motion"
- Other cars spiral the toilet bowl of the mundane!
- Other cars suck, but this car swallows... corners. ZING!
- Come! Read about how much fun you aren't having in your car!
- BRZ/FR-S to world: Do you want Karate?!
- Something, something... Double Dragons... something something
- Slideways!
- Dynamite comes it small packages, unless it's dropped by a B-1B Lancer, then the chances are that it's going to be a fairly big package.
- More fun than a room full of three year olds with Turrets!
- Something snappy about boxer motors and punching out the competition.
- The cuter the animal, the better it tastes! In a BRZ!
- BRZ/FR-S: If they were more fun, you'd be having sex in them. But you can't, because the inside's so small. Unless you can do it in a BRZ, then you'd fit in the back seat....Exclamation Point!
Just watch. :popcorn:
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