Oh sure give me permission then take it away all in one post!

OK, just one ....... but, restrict it to just sheep ........ :D


humfrz

There will never be another ewe.

TLDR Drunk ebayed and won a school bus on ebay. Told them the situation they found a 2nd buyer and was cool about the whole thing.

Are you saying you were a baaaaaaaaad boy .... ??

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humfrz

A friend called and wanted me to give him a ride. I arrived and found out he was drunk. I thought, wow he's being responsible. He wanted to get something to eat so he said to go to nice Italian restaurant that he knows. We get there, got a table and he started to talk to the waitress. I went to the restroom, came back and I see him picking the waitress putting her over one of his shoulder. He proceeds to exit the restaurant with her over his shoulder. All I can think off at this point is oh crap I'm gonna get arrested tonight! I ran after him and to my surprise she knew my friend. Thank goodness. I convinced him to let her down and I drove him home. Got to his place and left me a gift of vomit all over my passenger side floor and all over my door panel. The following day he claimed that he didn't remember anything that happened.

Good times.

Uhmm I have WAY too many stories to tell while intoxicated......has cost me alot of money from being dumb over the years but also tons of laughter.


One time, a friend and I were at our shop in Byron..said man we are bored..let's go do something. Like what? Let's go walk around San Francisco and get drunk!:lol: Then I was like let's ride bikes around San Francisco and get drunk! Then he said nah too big and bulky....what about scooters? I was like huh? He said Razor scooters....well I agreed to it.
We went and bought Razor scooters...drove to Bart in Dublin..hopped on and off we went...got off at Civic Center...
startin boozing....btw this was about 10AM in the morning at this point...:lol:
Anyways...we headed out to Embarcadero..rode up towards Fort Mason..up and over onto Marina...towards Golden Gate..then back towards Russian Hill..
Meanwhile we were stoppin at Liquor stores and gettin booze....
headed up to Chinatown to hit a few dive bars...then went to the strip clubs...
then back up California towards Haigh/Ashbury....by this time we were drunk as all hell..not wasted but pretty drunk and it was like around 5PM..well kept on boozing...
Then we started headin back down the hill towards Embarcadero Bart...and we decided lets get some donuts.
Hit a donut shop..it's like 8PM now.
Riding across street with donuts...boom my friend hits a crack in street and straight FACE PLANTS. Knocks himself out....finally wakes up like 40 seconds later...face all fucked up..huge knot on his head and blood everywhere.
I walk him to a nearby stoop and realize man hes got alot of blood and gonnna need stitches. He looks like a alien! Huge ass KNOT on his forehead and like just fckd up in general....I was like SHIT.. Well I was drunk and said fuck it im not tryna get him to San Fran General like this...we were blocks away on Market St...so..call 911.
Anyways Ambulance and FD roll up....explain what happen. He hops in ambulance..I hop in to get a ride to SFGH.

Long story short..he needed stitches ...they wouldnt stitch him till he sobered up...called my girlfriend saying uhm we are gonna need a ride home......she got to SFGH about 1AM right when they were stitching him up...finally released him...on our way home about 3:30AM...he hops in car..and first thing asks "Dude wheres my donuts and chocolate milk??"
I said "I gave em to a bum hanging out by the stoop you were sitting on..figured you werent going to want em"
He said "Your a **** you know that lol"

We worked at same company, I went to bed at 5AM..woke up at 8AM headed to shop...he uh called in:D
He didnt have insurance at time.....cost him $2700 including ambulance ride. Oh and his pops went and picked up his truck for him at Dublin bart the next day...and the only thing his pops said to him was "You owe me $20 for gas you jackass, your tank was empty":lol:

If lame...I got plenty more stories..some I probably wouldn't tell as they are bad and a little incriminating lol.
Way too many drunk stories