BRZ vs. M3
 

Decided to go for a late night snack and went to McDonalds. Came out with six fish fillets, 2 large fries, and a large sweet tea. Just trying to bulk and get swole and fulfill my 4,000 calories a day. Anyways, driving home and was at a stop light and this BMW E46 M3 rolls up next to me. He rolls down his windows and tells me, cute car bro and asked if I wanted to do a run to the next stop light. I happily agreed since I was in such a good mood after McDonalds. So we launched when the light turned green and I was leading which surprised me. Made me think that my car was fast. Well, it turned out he was having a tough time catching traction with that 6 cylinder 333hp monster against my 4 banger. After 40mph, he flies pass me while I'm WOT like it's nothing. I decided to trade this car in tomorrow morning for a Toyota V6 Camry which is apparently faster. All this happened in Mexico.

You picked the wrong car to try and drag race. Your car is designed to handle! Also, sounds like typical BMW f*ggotry. Blow it off. There are cool BMW owners out there, but they are like a unicorn. No one will believe you when you actually find one ;)

What...

Screen name says slower than s2k... Pissed when you lose to an m3?

OP needs to attend troll school.

Not funny, not believable, satirical content was conveyed in an easy to understand manner

2/10 would not read again

Lol

So I was headed out of Arby's the other night with 12 roast beefs and 2 curly fries (trying to get fat because "Merican". A guy with a Lambo pulls up and asks if I have an extra horsey. I'm like "Cute car bro! You aint be getting none of my horsey sauce unless you can beat me in a race to the next stop light." Well we went ballz to the wallz hard. My BRZ took off like an angry dragon from the fires of hell. I was screaming "V-Tech kicked in yo!" We get to the light. He was like "You're car is fast man!" I just nodded my head and drove off. Lambo's should learn to pick on cars in their own league.

This by the way is absolutely a true story. A Lambo I tell you. I went home ate all my food and pooped.

you guys are such ricers

Was this race in Mexico? Weak attempt at trolling by the OP.

The car would be faster if you ate less fish fillets

Your car's meant to handle on the track, not take off on a straight street.

I think the OP is a joke, but ill just add this car is for sure a car for the soul. Not for your ego. You wont feel awesome stepping on the gas at a stoplight against anything powerful. You will feel like a dancing angel when your winding around corners in some canyon roads.

Its mostly about do you want to be faster than the people next to you, or do you want to have more fun then them? Most humans would rather appear on paper as faster, but maybe as we get older we realize it was about fun.

Picked up this beauty today.
http://3-photos.ebizautos.com/new-20...7606-3-640.jpg

If you really traded your frs for a camry because you lost to an E46 M3 your a d1ck.. Being a previous E46 Owner I LOVE the car, and am considering going back to an M3, but wouldn't trade it for a camry cause you lost. smh..