Can stickers make your 86 Faster?
 

I think so....

VTEC stickers do

Only the yellow ones. It's science. The wavelength of yellow light travels faster than the other colors of the visible light spectrum, so yellow stickers will make your car faster.

The only sticking is from the ten pounds of glue in your brain.

They didn't add enough stickers from factory.

Would it be faster even if the car is not visibly moving?

Well, according to Mendel's third law, it'll only look faster in that scenario.

I'm not saying it's a bad car... but it just doesn't have enough stickers for ME.

Only zip ties add power. Stickers are for ricers.

I am thinking of putting some 13.1 stickers or hell even a 26.2 sticker, because I am a boss. I might even venture enough to put a 140.6 so they can all tell how fucking badass I am without me having to even utter a word.

If I put a sticker over the CEL.

During an aerodynamics seminar, the presenter told us about the Wynn's sponsored funny car. They stacked the Wynn's stickers on the roof, so they created a tiny, yet unnoticeable, "trip" to get the air reattached to the rear glass, and back on the rear spoiler. So I guess stickers can make the car faster.

Aww, I put a 26.2 on mine. :(

I've got a "0.0 - Sponsored by La-Z-Boy" sticker on mine.