| merlin2111 |
10-04-2013 09:12 PM |
Boring stock BRZ - Don't even bother
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This is my BRZ. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My BRZ is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My BRZ, without me, is useless. Without my BRZ, I am useless. I must drive my BRZ truly. I must drive more sideways than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must drive harder than him before he out drives me.
My BRZ and I know that what counts in this war is not the tires we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make (well sort of). We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My BRZ is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its engine. I will keep my BRZ clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My BRZ and I are the defenders of the industry. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but traction!
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