Famous or Infamous Quotes
 

This thread requires a bit more brains than "Keep A Word, Drop a Word" and "Random Thoughts". Here's one of my favorites:

"Human beings were held accountable long before there were corporate bureaucracies. If the knight didn't deliver, the king cut off his head."

Alvin Toffler (1928–), US social commentator

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..................................."

Anthony Ray (1963-), American MC

There is no knowledge that is not power. - Emerson, Ralph Waldo (Also Mortal Kombat)

"Racing makes a heroin addiction seem like a vague craving for something salty" - Peter Egan

"The wealthy need religion, it keeps the poor from killing them." -Unknown

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C Clarke.

"Winning is the science of being totally prepared" -George Allen Sr.

“Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting.” -Steve McQueen

"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games." – Ernest Hemingway

"If something's hard to do,then it's not worth doing" - Homer Simpson

Shoot for the moon if you miss at least your're amongst the stars
Beanie Segal but somebody may have come up with it before him?

”Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.”

Author: Anonymous

"As far as cheating goes, they’ll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it." – Smokey Yunick

"“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” -Albert Einstein

"any suspension will work if you don't let it" - Colin Chapman

Issac Asimov was a brilliant man. Here are some of my favorite quotes from him.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"



and Arthur C Clarke

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
[IRC discussion at Scifi.com, 1 November 1996]”

“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”
Eleanor Roosevelt

”A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”
David Brinkley

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.” -David Sedaris

“He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.” -David Sedaris

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” -John Waters

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
Mahatma Gandhi

“Really it comes down to your philosophy. Do you want to play it safe and be good or do you want to take a chance and be great?”
Jimmy J

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I`m awake, you know?" - Ernest Hemingway