Poem from my drive home...
 

Opossum, opossum,
your brain made a blossom
when my fender tossed 'em
all over the road.

Furry friend, you are dead,
and the buzzards are fed,
but since my car is red,
none of your innards showed.

That was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

Anybody wanna play guitar while I sing it?

I've got mad kazoo skills, yo.




But that's all. :(

It's a lot cooler than it looks, ok!

Mad cool lol

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S'right.

I used to tell people I play the membranophone. Nobody ever knew what I meant. Thus avoiding kazoo jokes. :thumbup:

That's a good strategy. I used to play the triangle, but I wasn't very good at it, so I quit.

The key is how you hold it. You need a holder that disallows spinning while allowing full resonance. Lots of people focus too much on the striking. Or on doing it at the correct time or interval. This is all secondary.

A properly held triangle sounds good anytime, and as often as you want. You can quote me on that.

Done.

You guys are not treating me or my poem with due respect. Harumph! Can I get a harumph?