All you North American folks...
 

...need to switch to night shift. Or just stop going to sleep altogether. Because when I'm online during the day here in Asia, there is very little forum activity. Then I go to sleep and wake up to a whole shit ton of stuff to read, but after about 30 minutes or so, I'm all out until the next day.

So you all need to completely change your schedules so I can have more entertainment throughout my day.

Of course, once I get back home to the US, you'll need to switch back to sleeping at night time and being awake in the day, because that's what I'll be doing. Don't be ridiculous.

Im up. Hi how are you.

I just took a poop, so I am great. How are you?

in a toilet or a hole in the wall?

The latter, obviously. It's a game we have at work. You get a running start, jump and spin, and try to make it in the hole in the wall. The people in the office next door hate it, but we hate them.

where you stationed? I was on Okinawa

I'm deployed. I'm not going to say where, but I can assure you there isn't much grass here.

understandable. I was deployed to KSA, and I understand very well. just watch your back

The ass thread should keep you entertained for a little while lol

Ha! Like I'm going to click on that at work at my government job. OOOOhohoho, if I could though...

Other people: "So what do you do for a living?"
Me: "THE BEST JOB EVER."
Other people: (sits down)