I'm going to buy ALL the BRZ's and FR-S's...
 

In short time I shall be a multi-millionaire(according to the email) and I have decided to offer $50000 for each and every one of the BRZ's and FR-S's that each dealer will receive.

I'm going to pay the $50k before they arrive so they will have no incentive to turn my offer down and wait for that special guy who normally pays the markup.

Sorry, blame the guy in the email, he should have contacted you first. :happyanim:

Huh? Weirdest thread of the week award. Congrats.

Do girraffe's fly towards you or does the floor potato?

Yo man, lets flip these things like hot cakes. Or burgers. You and me, we can do it. We'll get rich or we'll die tryin'.

Front the things that got posted from an iPhone while being drunk, it's probably on the more coherent side.

That gives me an idea for a French fry floor. Intriguing...would come in handy for gaming all-nighters. I have a miniature pet giraffe by the way. Had to send in a ton of proofs of purchase seals from some satellite equipment. Do you think he would graze on the French fry floor when I'm not watching him?

Humans are just so obsolete... Think about it a baby giraffe hits the floor after being born and is walking within minutes. Whereas our babies take some time to learn how to walk. Screw the zombie apocalypse, I am waiting for giraffes to take over.

why would anyone want to pay 50 grand for this car, sure i love it but not for 50 grand. and anybody with 50 grand to spare wouldn't buy this tiny car. i'll give you a 5/10 for effort in trolling

Well, that depends of coarse on what day of the crayon box it is. I mean you never want that to happen like the fat guy from 5th grade you hate. Also, make sure the actual cabbage is great with the kids due to infectuous lamps lighting the lights of stangers.

Having a bad weather day? Toronto -11C tonight, 16C Sunday - almost as bonkers as the OP...

I'm gonna fly to your house on my jet propelled unicorn, he's powered by 7-eleven spicy bite hot dogs fed continuously through his butt by cave trolls I caught when I was spelunking with Chuck Norris. I'm gonna steal all your millions and buy all the FR-S/BRZ before you and have them all custom painted in My Little Pony theme. Then I'll sell them for MSRP + a pretty pony markup of $1,635.

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You're rapidly coming close dethroning Batman as the greatest person on the world

I laughed so hard. :bellyroll::bellyroll: