My joke for the day
 

Two medical students were walking along and they observed an old man walking rather stiff legged with his legs apart.

The first student said I think he has Peltry Syndrome. They walk just like that, stiff.The second student said I think he has Zovitzki Syndrome. They walk like that with their legs apart.

Not being able to decide they thought they would ask the old man.

Excuse me sir, we're medical students and we can't agree on why you walk the way you do. Would you tell us what your syndrome is. He responded; yes I will but first you tell me what you think my syndrome is. The first student said I think you have Peltry Syndrome. The old man said no, you're wrong. The second student said I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome. The old man said no, you're wrong too. The students said o.k. old man what is it. He said I thought I had gas and I was wrong too.

Old age isn't for wimps.
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Took a gamble and Lost lol

A journalist tours the newest hospital to recently open. On the main floor he sees a male patient in his bed masturbating. Eyebrows are raised in response, then they move on.

At the top floor they enter a ward where they see an elderly man standing while a beautiful nurse is kneeling in front of him performing oral sex.

Finding this somewhat odd, the journalist finally asks the hospital chairman what is going on here. The chairman explains, "You know that guy we saw on the main floor earlier?" Yes, replied the journalist. "Well, this gentleman has the exact same condition except he has REALLY good insurance!"