Don't stick your **** in the hole in the bathroom stall.

This. You have to drink whatever someone buys you. Just don't get alcohol poisoning.

My bro bought me one on my 21st, and I can say without a doubt that was my last clear memory of the night. I got about halfway through it and blacked out. Don't remember anything after that.

Not the water in NJ...................:lol:

A virgin cuba libre

That's gross Z.

Never said they tasted good....but someone suggested having Long Island iced teas, so if you finish the night with a few of these then by morning you'll wake up lying in a laundry basket in the closet...:D

Remind me to tell you about my college roommate and the fifth of Jager he drank one time. I don't think he's had any since (2 years) and I'm afraid of the shit just from seeing what happened to him.

Fifth of Jäger???...I can only imagine.

Floor looked like someone...something...took terrible, horrible, unearthly dumps.

You should drink some "Hand Grenades".... those are great!! Oh, you should have prob had some previous experience already with alcohal... I love to stick with Budweiser, Heineken, or Sam Adams.... Good luck, just hope your friends don't let you do anything too stupid... Just remember, liquir before beer, your all clear: beer before liquir, you'll get much sicker....

Start the night off with a Jager Shot, that always ends well

Whiskey/scotch is your... err, my friend.

AVOID carbonation... just sayin...

Happy Birthday! @Lee358