What is the Biggest Douchebag Car?
 

What car do you think is for douchebags or normally driven by douchebags?


My vote is for the Toyota Prius and BMWs over 5 years old. Prius drivers are smug bastards, and people who drive old BMWs are for those who try and be classy, but can't afford it.

Honorable mentions are luxury SUVs (any of them).


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Jacked up trucks that never go off road...

Sorry, you'll find douchbags in every kind of vehicle there is, including the Toyobaru twins. There's probably even one or two on this forum. ;)

This thread borders on douchebaggery lol

335 drivers who couldn't afford an M3

and this guy:

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Prius for sure. Driven by typical Liberal hypocrits here in Mass. They drive 90 mph on the highway with not an ounce of lane discipline yet they "feel" they are saving the earth by saving gas. Worse yet they are plastered with Obama and Coexist stickers.

sports car drivers who dont know how to drive

Ditto. Although I'm typically optimistic about one's ability to learn, assuming they want to..

That guy was a douche. I would not even consider that close to riding someone's a$$.

Oh man you think this is bad, you should live in Texas. It's crazy here. There are some days I don't even drive my fr-s because of other drivers. And I have to say at least in Texas it's lifted trucks and mustangs that are the worst.

Wow. Just wow.

I would say BMW is definitely up there, no particular model (even before that video).

Audi drivers always seem to be riding my ass.

SRT-4 owners... esp ones that hard park across 4 parking spots in their work parking lot. Everytime I go to my Best Buy I see this the same car parked the same way. But who knows he may just think the middle of those 4 spots is a crosshair target. LOL

Any luxury SUV.

Wow what a psychopath. Although, in my experience that's a stereotypical BMW driver.

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I'm probably going to catch flack for this but I think it's Nissan drivers. My circle of car friends have discussed this to a length and the final conclusion is that Nissan drivers are the ones that just don't give a hoot.

Around where I live the Maxima/Altima owners are the people who will cut you off, almost causing an accident, so they can save a few seconds on their commute. I'd say at least 30-40% of the time I get cut off, it's by a Nissan.

When I first saw a version of this commercial I said that this gentleman looks like a Nissan driver. Then they played a clip of him "smoking" in his car and low and behold...

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I'm a Nissan driver!

People who classify others by the cars they drive.

DING DING DING! We have a winner. :happyanim:

M3. Droptop.

Quit yer trollin! :mad0260:

[QUOTE=OrbitalEllipses;601403]M3. Droptop.

HAHAHA so true!

Don't bemoan Paris Hilton her LFA. It smacks of sour grapes. And, to her benefit, she drives that thing all over LA, which is far better than people who bought them to shove them in a sealed warehouse and drive them 7 miles a year.

I love you man. Nohomo. Okaymaybealittlebithomo. Okayhomo.

Man that guy needs to come to California. Over here, normal following distance is like maybe 1/5 of that. Maybe he'll stop on the highway with his car parked across multiple lanes and get out and yell at everyone too :bellyroll:

Evo...


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If you go to Queens, New York its mostly Honda Civics.

If you go outside Queens, New York then its mostly every other car.

BMW M3's...hands down. It's a great car, but it attracts all of the douchebag drivers.

Do we know what the focal length was of the camera lens? How do you know he wasn't close?
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Oh man, I actually can't believe I haven't seen this yet.

Integras. Every year, every model. Every single one of them rev their engines wherever they go, peel out, or if they are turbo'd they just rev their engine to hear their BOV (although to be fair, a lot of turbo owners do this). From my experiences they want to race the most too. Idiots.

I should say I don't think of cars as douchebag cars, but I see certain cars and expect them to drive like morons. When they don't, it's a nice surprise.

Any car I drive

So now you are all douchebags by association :thumbsup:

Nissan Patrols
 

In Dubai its probably Nissan Patrol drivers. They seem to think they have a supercar that they even raceambos with them. Hate the fact they tailgate all the time.

http://www.ft86club.com/forums/pictu...pictureid=2997

Excuse my typo I mean race Lambos

I think it's pretty funny. He was just having some fun and wasn't following that close. The BMW driver was definately a douche. He yells at the guy to pass, but did he ever slow down, signal or give a wave by? No. Fuk him. I would have done the same thing except we he got out of his car playing Billy Badass, it would have been on.

I drive canyon roads all the time and get pretty annoyed when someone drives under the speed limit and fails to pull over at a turnout. Lead, follow or get the fuk out of the way.

Oh...and there's no such thing as a douchbag car, just a douchbag driver.

1995-2005 dodge carvans

I have never seen a dodge caravan in front of me, behind me, next to me or just plain o'l parked that didn't incite a deep desire to push them off a cliff.

There seems to be a limit on the amount of intellect one can possess to purchase one of these.

The two wheel drive super duty, cummins or duramax on a 12" + lift with stupidly huge tires somewhere in the realm of 44x15 chrome everywhere/or blacked out. Usually involve having a red bull rockstar or monster sticker on it somewhere. A TSD diesel sticker. Or according to top gear an m3.

Actually they title has been relinquished to the Audi drivers according to Jeremy Clarkson. I'll have to try and find the one I saw.

Totally forgot about that haha I have buddy with an e92 and harass him about it but yes Audi's are the new cock car haha thanks for catching that!

:iono: I know how you feel about it. In here same happen with every Landcruiser driver (too bad I have an LC200, but its the family ride) Damn when I'm out in my Sti/miata those idiots keep no safe distance or respect for others (who drive a smaller car) like the road is theirs only :mad0260:

After this post it's time to shut this thread. You pretty much owned everyone in it who mention douchebag drivers. I feel the same way you feel Dave.:happy0180:

Yeah M3 douches have moved to audis lol!! Wait, im screwed either way......oh well im a douche!!