My friend forgot to log off of...
 

Facebook on my Mac, give me a funny status!

Goooooo! :D

"Facebook pooping!!!"

"I'm off to shave my head to support my man! #baldforbieber"

After hiding this side of myself for many years, I can no longer hide it from all of my friends and loved ones. It is very hard for me to come out and say this but I feel like I must. I feel like deep down inside of me I must become a hair dresser. It is now my goal in life that all men and women shall have as fabulous of hair as Justin Bieber (love his music BTW) and Lady Gaga!

a better joke would be to change his birthday for some day during the week or something..... imagine the HBD! blast on his wall he'll get on a random thursday.

LMAO! I think this one wins. He won't even notice until his friends start commenting! Thanks. :lol:

if he has a g/f, you should change his status to engaged. It will send an invite to his g/f to update hers also

Say something RIDICULOUS, like so bad that it could ruin a friendship forever. But then set the options so only you and him can see it. Then like the status on your account. Sit back and let him flip his shit, and then tell him the news when the timing is appropriate.

I like this one, subtle, and would make him go WTF without getting really pissed off.